I'm really glad I get to start this off with the second worst movie I have EVER seen (the first being Shadows of Death). I, unfortunately, am responsible for picking this movie out. In my defense, we were looking for a movie so bad it's funny and this looked hilarious. Too bad it turned out to be so bad it was unwatchable. The filming was bad enough that we were confused as to what was happening most of the time. The cover has nothing to do with the movie: it shows a yellow schoolbus and a man with two morning stars on a chain when the movie actually has a black schoolbus and a guy with a chain (no morning stars involved). The majority of the movie consisted of people wandering around looking at things and not saying anything. There were a few magic moments, though. Five minutes from the beginning, the main character decides to masturbate with a cell-phone charger while driving and having phone sex with her boyfriend. Later on in the movie, she cheers up another character by saying that they'll go clubbing after they escape the cannibalistic weirdos chasing them through a castle. Wow. Don't watch this movie. Please.
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And to think I distracted myself into missing this gem...
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