I just love it when the title of a movie has absolutely nothing to do with the movie itself. You have to imagine that boardroom meeting or whatever. The hollywood execs are sitting around going, "We can't just call it Halloween III. It has to have a subtitle."
"Oh yeah. Totally."
"How about Season of the Witch?"
"Sweet! That sounds totally scary."
"Will we have to put a witch in it though?"
"Nah. It'll be fine. Don't worry about it."
I really, really love it when a sequel has absolutely nothing to do with the movies before or after it. That's right, Michael makes no appearance whatsoever in this piece of crap. That said, it was extremely amusing. This is the kind of crappy that gives crappy movies a good name. It was hilarious. There were mind control schemes and bugs and lasers and a sinister small town AND pieces of rock from Stonehenge. Wow.
2 out of 5
Friday, October 31, 2008
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